wullie
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Post by wullie on Mar 11, 2011 4:11:42 GMT -5
i know a few of the current posters have worked security on the pub and club doors and i'm sure there will be others that have too, if you have you'll have come across some weird and 'wonderful' folk in your time and have amusing stories to tell, so here's the thread to share them on. i'll start you off- used to be a club in Oban called the Gateway, it was a four level place with a 'ahem' posh  wine bar at street level, a snooker and pool lounge on the 1st floor, disco on 2nd and a chill out bar on the top (up a fecking narrow winding stair) with only two of us doing the security (still get 'Nam like flashbacks to working that place). well one night we were particularly busy, big Scotty and my self had just finished sorting out some trawler men that had kicked off in the snooker lounge and we got a shout that there was a fight in the guys toilets, i ran upstairs to where it was happening and this guy was giving a kicking to another fella on the ground, i shout at him to cut it out but he looks at me and picks up a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle which he tries to smash on the sink, well the sink fell in half while the bottle stayed intact, he does a double take at the bottle and sink giving me enough time to ko him with a over hand right to the chin subdue him and remove him from the establishment  ;D |
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Post by knuckleheader on Mar 12, 2011 19:53:18 GMT -5
Good thing he hit the sink first, instead of you  |
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wullie
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Post by wullie on Mar 13, 2011 4:16:26 GMT -5
Had enough distance (also a fire extinguisher beside me) as not to be too worried about a whole bottle ;D |
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Post by powerof0ne on Mar 13, 2011 12:15:48 GMT -5
The club I worked was in an area of Seattle not far from a well known gay bar called "neighbors". Meaning, I didn't work at a gay club but there would be a good 20-30% of the people in the club would be gay. I primarily worked during the "techno" and "Asian hip hop nights". I bring this up because for some very weird reason I had more physical altercations with the gay clients then I did with the straight clients. I have no idea why, maybe something with my pheromones? Only one time did I ever have to even fight a straight person while working there that I can remember. One time three gay guys are in the middle of the club dancing like they're high on ecstasy or something, I have no idea. I ask them to leave because they're acting very very weird to say the least (I would have done the same if they were straight). Two of the three are very loud while I'm escorting them out yelling, calling me a gay basher or something along those lines and I'm keeping my cool. The other bouncer that's at the door is supporting my judgement and from the corner of my eye one of the gay guys starts to pick up the metal banister for the velvet red rope...I lunged forward with a left cross and dropped him. Everyone is shocked and the 2 of the 3 gay guys runs off. I get the rep from the other bouncers as being the big tough gay basher . Not saying that gay guys can't fight neither, some can but the guy that tried to hit me with the metal banister probably only weighed 140 and I was around 185-190 at the time. My other one is getting my younger brother a job..and my other friend who's a bouncer and a BJJ black belt/instructor & I worked it out somehow to get my brother hired on before he was even 21 in a week or two!!! So my brother is a bouncer checking to see if people are 21+ to drink when he's not even that old..yet. How does my brother repay me with kindness? Not once but twice he's caught kissing females while working and it's not even just a simple one second kiss but going at it while he's supposed to be checking their IDs. I had a girlfriend I was serious with at the time (in hindsight I would have been better off single without her!!) and this weekend job was really more of a way to meet girls and go to after parties & make a little bit of money. When I first started we were even allowed to drink on the job..kind of. Weren't really supposed to but the bartenders would sneak us drinks anyway until one of the dumbass bouncers stumbled around drunk on stage and ruined a DJ's set up. So it was a crazy drunken time and not something I'll do again. I'm also coincidentally not a fan of going to clubs at all now, go figure. Osu! |
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Post by smoke on Mar 14, 2011 23:22:46 GMT -5
Well, of all the parties and night clubs I've been to, I have not seen any altercations yet.
Must be this small town college environment.
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Post by powerof0ne on Mar 16, 2011 12:48:54 GMT -5
I actually got in more fights at house parties with strangers then anywhere else, go figure.
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wullie
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Post by wullie on May 18, 2011 5:05:24 GMT -5
Quiet Sunday night in a pub a few years ago a couple were getting very affectionate, noisy about it too. It was dissturbing the other customers (all 6 off them) so I had to go tell them to calm down which they did. About 10mins later they were at it again even louder, so told them cut it out or go get a room. Well they were quiet for a bit then all of a sudden the guy grunted and his leg kind of kicked out knocking the table over as he ejaculated all over the place! his girl had his pecker out and had been jerking him off under the table!!!
For some reason they thought I was out of order chucking them out the pub lol!
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Post by GJEC on May 18, 2011 8:43:22 GMT -5
For our foreign readers, that is quite normal in Scotland ...
Gary
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wullie
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Post by wullie on May 18, 2011 9:09:08 GMT -5
Strangely enough they wern't Scotish, both had geordie accents ;D ;D |
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Post by MMX on May 18, 2011 11:23:17 GMT -5
Uhhh wow. Can't say I have not seen something similar here but it still surprises me.
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Post by monty on May 18, 2011 12:47:12 GMT -5
he ejaculated all over the place! All over the place? I was going to say I can only manage............ but I won't For some reason they thought I was out of order chucking them out the pub lol! I assume you let him put the little fella away first ;D |
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Post by fatjoe on May 18, 2011 14:11:17 GMT -5
Osu! Having worked in various places as a bouncer, doorman, floor walker and security, I have seen my share of WTFs! One place in particular was a Peep Show Arcade, Adult Novelty Shop. As you can imagine, every miscreant known frequented this facility and sometimes the outcomes were very, very ugly! Non the less, one evening we were overwhelmed with "customers" some were buying tokens for the video Arcade area, others were simply looking at the "Toys, video tapes and magazines". First problem of that night, Police walk in with a "customer" who was looking at a magazine on the side of the road, rubbing himself....trousers down around his ankles. My job as the floor walker, was amongst other things, keep law enforcement out of the store and or restricted to the entrance. I get called out of the Arcade area and meet the officers holding mr. wankie. We are arresting this individual who was in plain public blah, blah, and was doing yadda yadda, in violation of such and such.......do you wish to lodge a complaint or have legal council informed of this matter. my response......."What?......NO...GET HIM OUTA HERE!!!" No sooner did they leave the building a couple of "guys" (not quite, but what ever) come running up to me, yelling you need to get back there......they are raping that B****!! I go running to the back here screaming and yelling and a crowd gathered.........some biker dude picked up some, other guy and decided they couldnt wait to go home and consumate their friendship so they were in the middle of the floor with the little guys feet in the air and head bouncing off the ground. My stomach went south as i knew this wasnt going to be good! I hit the big guy as hard as I could in the side of the head and kicked him in the side of his stomach immediately after. Like spraying two dogs with a hose the fellas came apart and fell to the ground. The little guy was still crying and whimpering pulling up his pants and i yelled at him to get out. The big guy tried to get up but I kneed him in the head, which knocked him stupid back to the floor. THE DAMN LITTLE GUY STARTS THANKING ME!!!!! I screamed at him to GET OUT!!!!! Now some of the other "customers" start getting loud with me for being brutal and blah, blah, blah and swinging at me wildly as i am trying to get this big slob out of the Arcade, through an emergency exit and out of the store.......all hell is breaking looses, and I am getting a bit nervous, as my shift partner did not show up...and the other people working were noooooo help!! I see the big guy bleeding pretty heavy from his head and all I could think is "AIDES". Now he starts to fight back and I am becoming overwhelmed...........I am loosing this one for sure, so I reached and put four fingers into an eye socket and grabbed with everything I had.......a scream and a break of my grip and the big guy is on the floor wiggling and rolling. I pinched the idiot who had his arm around my throat from behind trying to choke me. I was trying to rip the skin off this guy and not only did he let go, but passed out as well. The other brave ones jumped away and started running out of the Arcade as they saw what was happening. As i started getting the upper hand I got an incredible adrenaline burst and started swing at everyone and grabbing anyone near me and throwing them. of the 30 - 40patrons only 10 remained by the time the dust settled. As things settled down I started getting severe heaves and threw up a few times, and couldnt stop shaking for a few hours. But it was one of those nights and the fun returned, when some idiot popped of a few rounds from a pistol into the ceiling when the cashier refused him entry to the arcade due to being drunk..........I get called back to the front......now I heard the rounds and started that way anyway, but damn!!! WHY ME!!!!!! As i walked toward the guy he must have folded on the spot because he ran out of the store.......and good for me!!! As at that moment i saw a guy and girl putting dildos into their jackets, thinking everyone was distracted.........when I caught them they decided to both fight with me.......WTF?  ? This time I had assistance as neither was very big but both were derelicts. SOOOO my mighty brave co-workers helped out (Loosers!!). Out the store they go. Coming to the end of my shift 6 am Saturday morning and I am checking booths, cleaning up what I can and letting the "cleaners" clean the objectionable items and fluids. I came up on one booth that had a four different guys in it, they were packed in so tight they couldnt open the door to get out........WTF? HOW COME? GO HOME AND DO THAT YOU FREAKS!!!!!! So now I have to play Mr. Handy Man and get the door off......get it done and the were all naked!!! And managed to mess themselves and everything before crying for help to get out.......ahhhhhh mannnnnnn!!!! As these guy fall out of the booth wiping themselves off a Bachelorette Party is walking through with a male stripper and they start razzing these guys, and reaching with their feet to touch "parts".....And they were so damn drunk!!! I dont know how they were permitted in. They think all the guys are open season, and cant keep to themselves. At that point I went to the breakers and shut the power to half the Arcade, that caused a little moaning and groaning from some of the "customers" but I had enough of that evening!! i didnt mention all the prostitutes and other idiots who were pushed out for the night, but this would be a book then! LOL!! My shift ended, I walked down the Avenue and grabbed my bus toward home. The bus never felt so good to be on, but that morning it was like a limousine. Got home took a shower and discussed my night with my rommies of the time. Then met up with one of my girlfriends and crashed at her house............more to come, but this was one of a few nights that stood out in my head. |
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Post by MMX on May 18, 2011 14:54:04 GMT -5
Uhh wow. That is some serious shit Joe!
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Post by evergrey on May 18, 2011 15:57:53 GMT -5
Wau!
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wullie
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Post by wullie on May 18, 2011 18:10:29 GMT -5
he ejaculated all over the place! All over the place? I was going to say I can only manage............ but I won't For some reason they thought I was out of order chucking them out the pub lol! I assume you let him put the little fella away first ;D Aye to the first, no to the second lol! Joe, that is some serious s**t!!! |
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wine bar at street level, a snooker and pool lounge on the 1st floor, disco on 2nd and a chill out bar on the top (up a fecking narrow winding stair) with only two of us doing the security (still get 'Nam like flashbacks to working that place). well one night we were particularly busy, big Scotty and my self had just finished sorting out some trawler men that had kicked off in the snooker lounge and we got a shout that there was a fight in the guys toilets, i ran upstairs to where it was happening and this guy was giving a kicking to another fella on the ground, i shout at him to cut it out but he looks at me and picks up a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle which he tries to smash on the sink, well the sink fell in half while the bottle stayed intact, he does a double take at the bottle and sink giving me enough time to 
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? This time I had assistance as neither was very big but both were derelicts. SOOOO my mighty brave co-workers helped out (Loosers!!). Out the store they go.