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Dec 11, 2012 14:32:57 GMT -5
Post by MMX on Dec 11, 2012 14:32:57 GMT -5
Ahhh yeah. Sounds about right Wullie.
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Dec 11, 2012 16:13:20 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Dec 11, 2012 16:13:20 GMT -5
There are an awful lot on some forums who type like Tarzan but train like Jane. Gary
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Dec 20, 2012 5:01:24 GMT -5
Post by senshido on Dec 20, 2012 5:01:24 GMT -5
ah ha ha
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Dec 29, 2012 17:13:50 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Dec 29, 2012 17:13:50 GMT -5
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a dog unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the handler approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'
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Jan 16, 2013 9:24:50 GMT -5
Post by Ros on Jan 16, 2013 9:24:50 GMT -5
I had a burger last night - I think I've still got a bit in my mouth.
;D
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Jan 16, 2013 9:51:55 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Jan 16, 2013 9:51:55 GMT -5
I had some - but I'm in a stable condition.
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Jan 16, 2013 10:20:43 GMT -5
Post by alan on Jan 16, 2013 10:20:43 GMT -5
My burger gave me a sore throat, i`m hoarse now!
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Jan 16, 2013 10:50:42 GMT -5
Post by Ros on Jan 16, 2013 10:50:42 GMT -5
My burger gave me a sore throat, i`m hoarse now! Never mind, I'm sure it won't be furlong.
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Jan 16, 2013 10:55:26 GMT -5
Post by MMX on Jan 16, 2013 10:55:26 GMT -5
Ba dum dump! I saw that on the news...
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Jan 16, 2013 11:02:29 GMT -5
Post by alan on Jan 16, 2013 11:02:29 GMT -5
I dreamt i had some horse in my burger, then i woke up...it was only a nightmare!
Then i really ate one and it gave me the trots, never mind off to horspital!
Cheese on your burger sir?...What is it?
Carefilly!....Grrrrrrroooooaaaaannn......No More, i promise!!
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Jan 17, 2013 10:35:23 GMT -5
Post by alan on Jan 17, 2013 10:35:23 GMT -5
Just one more:
The waitress asked me if i would like anything on my burger, i said yes please £10:00 to win!!
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Jan 17, 2013 16:06:50 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Jan 17, 2013 16:06:50 GMT -5
Two Nuns were riding their bicycles when the young nun ask the old nun, "have you ever come this way before?" "No" said the old nun "it must be the cobbles..."
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Jan 17, 2013 16:39:28 GMT -5
Post by MMX on Jan 17, 2013 16:39:28 GMT -5
OH man GARY! Hilarious.
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Jan 18, 2013 13:31:17 GMT -5
Post by wullie on Jan 18, 2013 13:31:17 GMT -5
Some definitions............ Homicide - The deliberate and unlawful killing of one person by another; murder Parricide - The killing of a parent or other near relative Regicide - The action of killing a king Countryside - The killing of Piers Morgan
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Jan 18, 2013 14:41:05 GMT -5
Post by hokuto12 on Jan 18, 2013 14:41:05 GMT -5
I actually like horse meat. Tried it in Japan and was a little worried when they offered it to me but it was nice. Also much healthier for u than cow meat.
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