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Jan 18, 2013 15:21:10 GMT -5
Post by meguro on Jan 18, 2013 15:21:10 GMT -5
I actually like horse meat. Tried it in Japan and was a little worried when they offered it to me but it was nice. Also much healthier for u than cow meat. It depends. If the meat was from a race horse, all kinds of chemicals could have been pumped into the animal.
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Jan 21, 2013 9:48:23 GMT -5
Post by alan on Jan 21, 2013 9:48:23 GMT -5
Why worry, they will only dope horses to make them go faster!?
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Jan 22, 2013 6:27:53 GMT -5
Post by meguro on Jan 22, 2013 6:27:53 GMT -5
In that case, I'm strapping on the feedbag.
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Jan 28, 2013 9:50:50 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Jan 28, 2013 9:50:50 GMT -5
Nice!
Just told the wife that when I die I'm going to leave everything to her.
She said "You already do you lazy bastard"
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Feb 12, 2013 12:24:27 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Feb 12, 2013 12:24:27 GMT -5
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...... "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He replied........ "I'm having a dump. What should I do?"
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Feb 12, 2013 14:30:26 GMT -5
Post by MMX on Feb 12, 2013 14:30:26 GMT -5
Hahaha. Yikes!
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Feb 14, 2013 8:53:15 GMT -5
Post by GJEC on Feb 14, 2013 8:53:15 GMT -5
A recent article in the Essex ‘Express & Star’ reported that a woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...”
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Feb 14, 2013 9:26:03 GMT -5
Post by Ros on Feb 14, 2013 9:26:03 GMT -5
A recent article in the Essex ‘Express & Star’ reported that a woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...” This is irony, right? ;D
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Feb 28, 2013 6:33:08 GMT -5
Post by Ros on Feb 28, 2013 6:33:08 GMT -5
A conversation from this morning: To patient: Have you been having diarrhoea recently? Patient: No. But I've had the sh*ts!
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May 10, 2013 2:33:27 GMT -5
Post by Ros on May 10, 2013 2:33:27 GMT -5
First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.
Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left!
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Jul 7, 2013 14:03:36 GMT -5
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Post by GJEC on Jul 7, 2013 14:03:36 GMT -5
Just had the wife tested for Tourettes.
All clear.
That must mean I am a ****** and she really does want me to **** ***.
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Post by Ros on Oct 4, 2013 9:53:23 GMT -5
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
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Post by wullie on Oct 4, 2013 14:14:18 GMT -5
a seal pup crawls into a bar, "what'll it be?" asks the bartender, "anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal
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Oct 4, 2013 19:59:47 GMT -5
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Post by hokuto12 on Oct 4, 2013 19:59:47 GMT -5
First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires. Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left! First jimmy Savile then Margaret thatcher the miners are happy.
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Post by GJEC on Oct 5, 2013 1:45:02 GMT -5
INVITATION
I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know.
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